smokin in my underwear; it is gorgeous out for 4am

cinemaspam:

"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense."

Watchmen (2009, dir. Zack Snyder)

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Romance & the Aquarius Man

To the Aquarius man, a strong mental attraction shares an equal with or greater importance than any physical appeal. Characteristically unemotional, or at least not obviously so, this man needs communication to be intimate in his relationships, but don’t count him out as an arduous lover. He is an Aquarius – unpredictable and innovative – so you can expect the bedroom antics to be full of new and exciting pleasures.

Enjoying long talks, moon-lit walks, and holding hands, the Aquarius gentleman is a romantic who’s ready to give unconditional love to the right partner.

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grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

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